ear Customers or Anyone Else Who Happens to Read This,

What's up, people?!? Now watch the watch...your eyelids are getting heavier...heavier...you are getting verrrrrry verrrrrry sleepy...you are now asleep. Imagine hearing the sound of my voice as you continue to read. You are sound asleep. Everything is soooooo peaceful...but you are missing something...you lack hundreds of items from Three Sages Productions' merchandise catalog.

On the count of three, I will snap my fingers. When you hear the sound of my fingers snapping, you will awaken. You will yearn to fill the void in your life. As I snap my fingers, you will proceed to order enormous amounts of Three Sages Productions' merchandise and that void will disappear (when you receive our shipment). All right now...one...two...three (snap!)...

What's up people?!? Go ahead and look through our bumper sticker catalog and see if you can find something you dig immensely.

When we started working on these designs, we wanted to offer products that would mock the highly ordinary stuff that is cluttering up the marketplace. We feel that we have accomplished our mission, so browse through everything we offer to find those stickers that are just right for you. We weeded through hundreds of design ideas and these are the ones that ruled. We will update our catalog as we conjure up more cool ideas, so check back frequently for new design updates.

Later, Kenny Moore President, Three Sages Productions